One bottle of pop, two bottles of pop, three bottles of pop, four bottles of pop… You know how the song goes. five bottles of pop, six bottles of pop, seven bottles of pop- POP!
I know people who consume 7 bottles of pop. It’s not pretty. Also not pretty, economic stimulus through nuclear programs. Although, in defense of the idea, spending money building things that create energy provides jobs. It’s just a step backwards kind of job instead of a step forwards kind of job. Let me explain: as I look out on my working future, there are a few industries that I’m not not going to choose -for the lack of future growth potential. I mean really think about it, taking a job is a choices we make about ourselves, our society, our environment, and after a point, our future. (26 and under, take any job, especially a hard one, and get experience.) So for the record, taking all those factors into consideration, I’m probably not looking to take a job in oil, fisheries, lumber, farming, nuclear reactors, or health insurance… (Health Insurance: it’s a bad business model- making money off of people’s health. As I stated, humans inherently fall ill and die, trying to make money off of that just isn’t sustainable, it’s actually totally perverse… but that’s a different conversation…)
Alright let me clarify- If I took a job in one of the aforementioned industries, it’d have to be under the proviso of restructuring the entire model to make it sustainable. In essence, my job would have to include crafting a future into the business model so that it could continue far into the future, create a positive legacy. For example, if I got into farming, my job would be to figure out how to provide natural food and textiles to 13 billion people. Cuz that’s what’s coming. That’s what our future looks like. The first farmers who figure out how to get us there sustainably WIN$$. Solutions could include ideas like hemp farming, (clothes, paper, dyes, textiles) or heterogeneous farming practices to simulate natural growth, lessen the need for poisonous additives from Monsanto that kill things and hurt our human bodies… (woah- harsh judgement? three words- Agent Orange, Wikipedia)
If I got into oil, it’d be to help the oil industries gracefully pass their authority to the next generation, setting up the futures of the owners and workers who have spent their lives doing exactly what they were supposed to do as well as they could so that they could discontinue their industry without cause for worry about themselves or their compatriots because let’s face it, they didn’t do anything wrong. They did their jobs well. But it’s time for them to stop. And this is the major part of the story. How to get them to give up the oil. They’re not just going to stop because we tell them to or ask them nicely. We’ve got to give them a good reason to retire and pass authority to a new crew of experts in an entirely different industry that’ll end up doing the exact same thing without all the Earth plundering parts. Don’t believe me, the energy industry in the next 2 years will see about 40% of its workforce retire. (That means everyone running the oil show is old.) They probably would have gone two years ago except their retirement funds all evaporated so they had to stick it out for a few more years while we climb out of this economic situation we’re in right now… (Which is more up to us than them so we should get on that…)
Let’s hear it for “Commission Impossible” – the President’s first efforts to tackle the debt problem that’s built up since the end of the Clinton Administration (read- built up *during* the Bush administration, we don’t need to mince words, prove me wrong, I’m down for the discussion, I’ve got facts on my side…) And BOOM! Obama takes on another problem he didn’t start. Gotta say, it’s a hellofatime to be an American. Our President really does want to help the people be healthy, go to school, get smart, not be fatties, regain the respect of the world, pay down the debt, re-energize the economy, get Americans back to work restructuring our communities. I’m in. All the way.
I digress. Let’s get back to talking about what job I want for the future and how it’s not in the lumber industry. The question arises- what happens if you’re 50, live in the country, took on the lumber business that your daddy started way back when Lewis and Clark first made their way out Wes. You’re probably feeling a bit uncomfortable that some young wipper snapper just told you to stop chopping down trees because that youngster doesn’t believe that your daddy’s business that you’ve been running successfully all your life isn’t sustainable. People take pride in their work. I’m sorry that I may have just bruised your pride. Let me help you feel better about yourself and get on with it. Right now, I’m pointing to all the big trees out the window. See? Now I’m beg you to please leave those trees right where they are thanks. They’re doing a ton of good for society and our planet just hanging out there. They’ve been doing it for a lot longer than I have.
One suggestion could be to just retire. You’ve done your part old man. Time to learn to golf, knit, or potentially how to vent through blogging (it really is quite satisfying). Sit on your butt, use Skype and talk to your grandkids for free over those dang computers that everyone’s talking about. I’ll bet if you invited your grandkids to your cabin and told them your plan, they’d show up with a little webcam and set the whole thing up just for you. And print out some directions on how to push the right button so that you can Skype chat to your heart’s content. (I’m a big fan, it’s free, download at www.skype.com, it’s free.)
What if you’re not ready to retire? I disagree with the adage about old dogs and new tricks. You’ve probably got some equipment that someone else could do something with. You’ve probably got an intense business savvy that some young person would love to consult with, work with. You’ve probably got enough energy to help some young wipper snapper launch a new ball busting, change oriented program that could potentially alter the face of the entire country. (And if you’re reading this message, send me a note, it would be my honor to help point you in the right direction.) Don’t think that because you’re ending one life you can’t begin another. I’d say that’s what it’s all about! That’s what this whole economic restructuring thing that’s happening right now is all about. Trying to figure out how the old ways can transition into some new ways. But the old guys are having trouble wrapping their heads around how to do it the new way cuz they’ve been doing it so well their whole lives. And that’s great! That’s exactly what you were supposed to do. But now, it’s time to see the light. Ally with a youngster. We’re awesome. We’re vibrant. We work really really hard. We have to because we have a lot of problems to solve in a very short time and with an extremely limited budget. But hey, we’re good at that, and we’re working like it’s do or die. Our national pride, our national identity, our national standing is at stake. Not for you particularly, but for us, for sure. But the best part is, we’ve got the best leader to help make it happen because he sees all the changes that need to be made. He sees what we could look like when we make it out of this tunnel. And you know what? All the Americans who donated 5$ to get him elected see it too and believe he’s the one to get us there.
Wind turbines. Solar panels. Microinverters. New roads, bridges, high speed rails, green construction projects, rooftop gardens, liberty gardens, and it’ll all happen as soon as the old guys in power start looking at the youngsters like allies instead of enemies scrambling to steal their thunder. It’s not us vs them. It’s a team effort. Folks of experience and wealth gotta start finding their young allies and moving forward with some new ideas. And not firing us in the middle because you just don’t get it. We get it and we’ll explain it in as many different ways as it takes to help you get it too. You’ll feel rejuvenated and lively in your new endeavors. That’s a promise, I’ve seen it happen. We’re all in flux and in transition together. Look at is as an adventure and join the party. Meet me at the Lamp Post.